"I thought my car was spotless before, but Anal Detailing proved me wrong. These guys went so deep into the clean that I found change from 1998 and a French fry that looked like it had been cryogenically preserved. My rims have never looked shinier, and honestly, I’m a little jealous of the attention my car got. 10/10 — my car hasn’t glowed like this since it left the factory."